lampinCMS. Private. Personal. Anti-social. Any screen.

To register and maybe receive a private lampinCMS install all that is needed is an E-Mail address.

Also available, a public lampinCMS install for general abuse:
u: humpty-dumpty
p: humpty-dumpty

HOARDBOARD, a private image hosting service for all screens.

HOARDBOARD. Private. Personal. Uncensored. Up to 10MB per upload. Direct image links, BBCode and HTML thumbnails.